While comparing prison life with the workforce a popular think tank came up with this handy cheat sheet for us so that we never get the two environments mixed up, it should make things a little bit clearer for everyone.
@ PRISON You spend most of your time in a 10X10 cell
@ WORK you spend most of your time in an 6X6 cubicle
@ PRISON You get three meals a day, fully paid for
@ WORK you get a break for one meal and
You have to pay for it
@ PRISON For good behavior, you get time off
@ WORK For good behavior, you get more work
@ PRISON The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you
@ WORK You must carry a security card
And open all the doors yourself
@ Prison You can watch TV and play games
@ WORK you could get fired for watching
TV and playing games
@ PRISON You get your own toilet
@ WORK you have to share the toilet with
People who pee on the seat
@ PRISON They allow your family and friends to visit
@ WORK you aren't even supposed to speak
To your family
@ PRISON All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required
@ WORK you must pay all your expenses to go
To work, and they deduct taxes from
Your salary to pay for prisoners
@ PRISON You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out
@ WORK you spend most of your time wanting
To get out and go inside bars
@ PRISON You must deal with sadistic wardens
@ WORK They are called "managers"
THERE IS SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE.
Now get back to work. You're not getting paid to surf the blogosphere now are ya?
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