"I KNOW I HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT. I JUST DON'T WANT TO"

You might be a Bostonian if....

You've ever bought, had or worn a Bobby Orr #4 Larry Bird #33 or a Yaz #8 Jersey

You know who Yaz is.

You live for St. Paddy's Day in Southie.

You've urinated in public somewhere around Fenway Park.

You think of Philadelphia as the "deep south."

You think it's your God-given right to cut someone off in traffic.

You think there are only 25 letters in the alphabet (no R).

You think three straight days of 90+ is a heat wave.

All your pets are named after Bruins hall- of- famers.

You refer to 6 inches of snow as a "dusting."

Just hearing the words "New York" puts you in an angry frenzy.

You don't think you have an attitude.

You know the significance of 1918.

Everything in town is "a five minute walk."

When out of town, you think the natives of the area you're visiting are all whacked.

You still can't bear to watch highlights from game 6 of the 1986 World Series.

You have no idea what the word "compromise" means.

You believe using your turn signal is a sign of weakness.

You don't realize that you talk twice as fast as everyone else.

You're anal, neurotic, spasmatic & stubborn.

You think if someone is nice to you, they must want something or are from out of town.

Your favorite adverb is "wicked."

You think 63 degree ocean water is warm.

You say you went to Dahtmouth and you mean the state college in southahn Massachusetts.

You can't say the name Bill Bucknah without some sort of expletive preceding, following, or coming between his name (or all three).

You considah any trip outside 495 going abroad.

You have nevah been outside route 495.

You have nevah used a turn signal.

You had a mullet cut.

You take pride in the fact that you have never set foot in the Bull and Finch Bar(The setting for CHEERS)

You know what town the automile is in--and which cah dealah says "Come on down!!"
Drinkin' the good stuff means Cooahs instead of Cooahs Lite.

2 words can make your day and those two words are DUNKIN DONUTS

If you're from Boston:

1. You'll know who the cahdnal is, how to take the T to JP and what the blinking red light atop the old Hancock Building means in the summer and you know how to navigate a rotary.

2. And if you're smaht, you'll know how not to get cahded at the packie.

(you know you want to ask me about this one)



When we say / We mean....

bzah = odd

flahwiz = roses, etc.

hahpahst = 30 minutes after the hour

Hahwahya? = How are you?

khakis = what we staht the cah with

pissa = superb

retahded = silly

shuah = of course

wikkid = extremely

yiz = you, plural