OSCAR WINNER ENFORCER HELD WITHOUT BAIL

SHOCKING OSCAR NIGHT ACTIVITIES

The night started out great for the Enforcer, taking home the Oscar for his gritty portrayal of a cynical Red Sox fan living in NYC in the movie he co produced with Spike Lee and Stephen King.

The Enforcer was spotted hitting all of the A-list after hours parties on the arm of Paris Hilton.

However after getting into an all out Brawl with Matt Damon for his negative portrayal of a Boston Police Officer The Enforcer was arrested and jailed for aggrivated assault & battery.


Here in the Enquirer we have the shocking booking and arrest photos from that night......

Ok obviously the Enforcer's life isnt that exciting or decadent, Just me having some fun with the pictures from this past week.

These were pictures taken at Madame Tusseaux's Wax Museum, GMA studios
(where we got to see all of the actual Oscar Awards on display and might I add heavilly guarded) as well as the NYC Police Museum.