"I KNOW I HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT. I JUST DON'T WANT TO"

OK ALL YOU REALITY SHOW PEOPLE

(AND YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE)

I confess to being a closet reality show connasuer, I don't usually announce this fact but I do so today because my buddy, coworker and all around tough as nails cop is a contestant on THE BIGGEST LOSER. So that means Y'all got to watch and root for Nelly. He works days at the same PD as I do, he got on the force 2 years ahead of me and he is one cool SOB.

I have no idea how it is going to go and I cant wait for the show to kick off. We are having a premiere party for him at one of the local watering holes in town tonight.